beyoncediario:

Beyoncé by Paola Kudacki for TIME

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

(via sixtafoua)

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via circumcising)

Anonymous: Just post a jack off video of yourself already

ttlyjamesok:

wangarz:

this is the perfect reaction


seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via alexernstblog)

enlarging:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via circumcising)

officialfrenchtoast:

"wow you didn’t know that?"

Yeah I didn’t thats why I asked bitch

(via alexernstblog)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via onlylolgifs)