holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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curiousillusions:


stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

(Source: dogsenthusiast, via circumcising)

tinypenguininja:

memeguy-com:

Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

swag-master-2000:

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

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