dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

(via markcefalojr)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via circumcising)

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(via moriarty)

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you a changed man but she not tryna hear it

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(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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(via onlylolgifs)

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via beautifulxtyrant)