(; el travieso ;)

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

(via con-vic-ted)

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

(Source: baisechatte, via foreveralone-lyguy)

date:

every time i see them  i wonder about the feelings behind them

(Source: date, via majortwink)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via oaf-whisperer)

starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

(via circumcising)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

the quadratic formula

*war flashbacks*

(via ttlyjamesok)

ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

(via taylor-burns)

fffcuk:

ive been cursed with the inability to put my thoughts into words and because of this people assume im unintelligent or dumb and that really pisses me off

(via circumcising)

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

i smell 

(via snlofficial)