"what state do you live in?"
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
(Source: anus, via circumcising)
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
when you a changed man but she not tryna hear it
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
(Source: jdandachi, via beautifulxtyrant)