Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
every time i see them i wonder about the feelings behind them
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.
the quadratic formula
do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie
ive been cursed with the inability to put my thoughts into words and because of this people assume im unintelligent or dumb and that really pisses me off