i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit
(Source: dumbgay, via circumcising)
Anonymous: Just post a jack off video of yourself already
this is the perfect reaction
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
"wow you didn’t know that?"
Yeah I didn’t thats why I asked bitch
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.